Post #3.

[josiemus_prime]

remember that (pete/patrick, g, domestic au)
kiss my (sass) snake (gabe/william, g, snakes in a movie theater)


Hey, everybody! Yes, gasp, stare in awe, it's the mod that never posts, I know. But I am posting now, so that's something, right? Right. And it's totally Monday over here, okay, not a word.

So, anyway, this week is a regular post, so request and write whatever your little hearts desire. Anything goes.

And that's it, anon commenting is on (and preferred), IP logging off, have fun ♥

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know where this has come from, but I'm craving a little Joe. Joe/Patrick, Joe/Pete, Joe/anybody, but as long as there is Joe in the mix. HEY how about a prompt: air guitar. You don't have to use it! BUT: JOE.

[(Anonymous)]

lol anon, do you have a tumblr? because fuckyeah!fob and their Joe spam has made me want more Joe SO MUCH OMG, I FEEL YOU.

I have a vandays Pete/Joe/Patrick sitting around that I could spiffy up and work on, if you'd be interested in that?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, this anon fails mightily, I do NOT have a tumblr! BUT YES, I would be interested in a Pete/Joe/Patrick!

R. less than three (or, "who said this wasn't a good idea?"), Joe/Patrick/Pete

[clandestine]

This got too long, so I'm just going to link it /o\ here you go! And if you want something a bit more cracky I wrote some FOB gen there a while back that's Joe-centric. ;)

Re: R. less than three (or, "who said this wasn't a good idea?"), Joe/Patrick/Pete

[(Anonymous)]

WHEEEE SO AWESOMMMEE

[(Anonymous)]

Crack!anon shall continue this noble quest! (Crack!anon also sometimes fails at going anon...)


Science AU: Pete discovers a new disease/cure/thing and gives it an amazing and creative name (also long and/or abbreviated) but no one can figure out what it's for because it's not blatant and doesn't involve number. Patrick helps translate from Pete to science to English.

Cute, fluffy, and all around sillytimes. No smut needed. Unless you feel the need to put in some lab sex... Lab coats, glasses, Dance Dance hair? All appreciated in this here AU.

[(Anonymous)]

I know who you are, Crack!anon. I know who you are...

[(Anonymous)]

That's 'cause you're a creeper, pussycat...

[(Anonymous)]

Why, I've no idea what you're talking about crack!anon.. no idea

"Fuck you, Doctor Wentz", Pete/Patrick, Science AU

[(Anonymous)]

AN: AWESOME, I was hoping this would come back. Also, I'm totally not a doctor, so if you're like THAT'S NOT RIGHT, then you are perfectly correct. YAY WIKIPEDIA.

Patrick presses the fingers of his left hand to his forehead and hopes his brain isn't leaking through his ears. Doctor Wentz is a genius, a wonder in infantile genetic disorders.

Also, Doctor Wentz is an asshole. He delights in trying to trip Patrick up, but Patrick only looks stupid. He's a fucking doctor, too, and if it wasn't for this very important paper that needs to be presented in a few days, he would probably stuff Wentz's head into the autoclave over there and just leave.

Wentz is sitting right next to him, eyes shining in fake innocence.

"Let's go again," Patrick says slowly, and Wentz'a grin is large and blindingly smug.

"Simply put, it's a cure for Batten disease," Wentz says patiently, and Patrick checks that he has Spielmeyer-Vogt-Sjögren-Batten disease written out carefully in his notes. He'll check it later, but he knows what it is. Fuck you, Wentz, he thinks with a baring of mental teeth. Wentz looks at his notes and raises his eyebrows appreciatively.

"Go on," Patrick says and writes furiously as Doctor Call-me-Pete Wentz chats lazily about autosomal recessive patterns and his work on the infantile versions of the disease, and how he will attempt apply the cure to the late infantile versions. Patrick writes and makes notes for himself, mentally putting Pete's arching genetic-speak into simple, straightforward language, so that the news articles don't feel like they're talking down to people.

'Cause that would suck. Patrick hates that.

"So basically we just built on the Phase 1 Clinical trials that had been done over at Cornell, for the symptoms, remember, delivering AAV2CUhCLN2 right to the old brain mass--"

Patrick writes previous experimental drugs that had functioned through delivering a gene transfer vector... and glances up, expecting Wentz to detail how his own experiments had taken the whole immune-suppression process into account.

He flushes when he finds Wentz's eyes resting on him contemplatively.

"Is the explanation for the use of cloned neural stem cells in my face, Doctor Wentz?"

Wentz says, quite abruptly, "Can we finish this over dinner? Or lunch? But dinner is better for me, I just... are you hungry?"

Patrick blinks. What?

"What?" he says out loud and Wentz looks away, a far cry from the previously teasing and confident man Patrick disliked up to fifteen seconds ago. It's... endearing.

"Forget it, it's--"

"I think I am hungry," Patrick says smoothly, and closes his folder and puts away his pen. "Let's have lunch."

"Awesome," Wentz grins, and it's back to that smug expression, but Patrick doesn't want to punch his teeth in anymore. Well, not much, at least.

"You did a good job," Patrick says when they're going out the door and Wentz looks a little startled. He might get a lot of accolades, but apparently quietly encouraging words are few and far between. "Those kids that your cure is going to help, I'm sure they're grateful."

"Me too," Pete says, looking at him as Patrick has the sun shining out his lab-coat. Patrick blushes again and then rolls his eyes when Pete's expression melts into a leer. "Maybe you can show me some gratitude in their stead, you know?"

"Fuck you, Doctor Wentz," Patrick snaps and stalks out, Pete's horsey laughter following him out.

Re: "Fuck you, Doctor Wentz", Pete/Patrick, Science AU

[(Anonymous)]

Ah man, I didn't put in most of the prompt! Like the name of the cure. But I still hope you like it!

Re: "Fuck you, Doctor Wentz", Pete/Patrick, Science AU

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, whatever, this is sooooooo amazing and I am happy beyond words, okay? Okay.

[(Anonymous)]

A looong time back over on LJ someone requested some fic based on the video Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin (http://tinyurl.com/dn3a8c). I'd like to request this again!

A Dance-A-Thon AU, it doesn't even have to be in the 50's, it could be like a random college where they're doing it for a fund-raiser or something. I'd love Pete/Patrick or any MCR pairing, but I'd pretty much take any pairing(s) you're comfortable with, so long as they're dancing until they're exhausted and are still holding on to each other, tyfyt. ♥

[(Anonymous)]

I remember that request, and I still very, very much approve of it now as I did then ♥

[(Anonymous)]

BND tour fic where every morning Pete wakes up with a random super power? :D Patrick at first doesn't believe him and is like 'PETE STOP GROPING ME I CAN SEE YOU....WAIT NO I CAN'T WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU INVISIBLE >:(' and then Pete starts to use them for Pete like purposes that cause general mayhem on the tour~

[(Anonymous)]

♥_♥ THIS THIS THIS

I never knew I wanted this fic so badly until I saw this prompt. And though I can't say for sure, if no one else writes it I might just have to ♥

[(Anonymous)]

I...I really kind of need fic where it's discovered that Patrick is a drag queen.

GAY IS NOT A SYNONYM FOR SURPRISE

[(Anonymous)]

Crack!anon is still saying yes to crack!

http://everythingrandom.net/post/123443614/impressing-girls
Andy/Mixon. Mixon uses this tactic to pick up Andy at a bar. Andy turns out to either be incredibly cynical/bitchy or actually is a puppy arsonist. Your choice.

[(Anonymous)]

Patrick wakes up one morning to find Pete has turned into an animal (literally not metaphorically), possibly a penguin but I don't really care

[(Anonymous)]

always-a-girl!Patrick/Brendon? Where they really click and Brendon feels sort of intimidated because she's technically his boss, so Trish ends up making the first move.

[(Anonymous)]

PLEASE? I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

anon1: Track This
Patrick having me-time. Not just jerking off, but like basking in himself for awhile. Cuz let's face it: if you were that sexy, wouldn't you occasionally be unable to resist yourself?
anon1: this made me lol so much.
anon2: LMAO
anon1: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
anon2: OH MY GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE
anon1: I'M LIKE IMAGINING PATRICK STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR BEING ALL 'DAMN, YOU LOOK GOOD AND I'M SORT OF TIPSY WHY AM I TALKING TO A MIRRO--OH, HELLO THERE ;)'
anon2: IKR?
anon2: AND GOING ALL
anon2: FUCK PATRICK YES LIKE THAT
anon1: YOU GO PATRICK UNF I LOVE YOUR LIPSSS
anon1: to himself omg i'm laughing so much.
anon1: it'd be mortifying if pete caught him.
anon2: SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS
anon2: lol omg yes!
anon2: AND KNOWING PETE, HE'D BE LIKE, 'SO YOU DO SEE WHAT I SEE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU'
anon1: pete wouldn't buy the innocent blushing 'i'm modest, really,' act ANYMOAR.
anon2: hahahahah patrick would be SCREWED
anon1: and he'd be like '......if you see yourself like that, dude, what about me? >.>'
anon1: and then patrick would be like GO TAKE YOUR OWN YOU TIME GTFO OH MY GOD PETE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
anon2: patrick's jealous of pete because pete is ALWAYS THERE WANTING TO BE WITH PATRICK AND DAMN IT, PATRICK WANTS TO BE WITH PATRICK, TOO.
anon1: i can't stop laughing oh my god.
anon1: THIS FIC WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.
anon2: i love how we totally took a smut idea and turned it into crack
anon1: lol our minds are a dangerous place /o\

[(Anonymous)]

LOL I'm actually pleased enough by this entire convo! AND PATRICK WANTING TO BE WITH PATRICK AND PETE BEING IN THE WAY OF THAT.

[(Anonymous)]

sorry for another pete/patrick request, but i REALLY want apartment fic! where they don't really know each other but live next to each other, hear about each other's lives and music and daily things through the thin walls and almost feel like they know each other, maybe start talking through notes or something. and then whatever you want can happen~

[(Anonymous)]

THIS <3

[(Anonymous)]

bb!Patrick/Pete

Phone sex that leads to Patrick sneaking into Pete's apartment or dorm and riding him.

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY WORD YESPLZ SOMEONE MUST WRITE. i might write it who knows. probably not but maybe.

[(Anonymous)]

plzs n thnk us?

bookstore AU

Two people own an underground bookstore/coffee shop type place in Chicago. i'm thinking Ryan and William , could be just about anyone i suppose. Jon and Greta? Surprise me. One of them meet a new customer, someone who just moved to the area, they're great friends at first until one of them start having more than friendly feelings about the other. angst ensues. doesn't have to have a happy ending. more surprises lol.

pairing suggestions: Rydon, Joncer, Petrick, Rycer, Gabilliam, Rylex, Greta/VickyT

i shall be forever grateful